My name and food

Ss
S is for sauerkraut. I have never eaten that crap. It scares me. Is it good? S is also for sushi, which I do like. S is the first letter of the word sick, which I am and have been for 4 days already. Is it starve a fever and feed a cold or feed a fever and starve a cold? Either way, there will be sweet potato casserole. S is also for spill. Oops.

Aa
A is for asparagus, which I like to roast in the oven w/ olive oil and pepper. A is also for ass-hat. An ass-hat is a person who ruins asparagus with hollandaise sauce.

Rr
R is for......eh.......well, I could say red anything (red grapes, red velvet cupcakes), but that's a cop out. Uh, R is for RELISH! Relish is good in tuna salad. That's about it. R is also for ratatouille, which I made a few months ago and didn't like because eggplant has a spongy texture that grosses me out. It was a bitch to make, though. I had to slice lengthwise and layer and baste. All for something that sat in the fridge for a few weeks before getting thrown out. Bleck.

Aa
A again. Hi A! A is for Aero, which is another chocolate bar Cindy sent to me. The inside was minty and air bubbly.

Hh
H is for hummus. H is also for honey, which I just learned has antibacterial and antiseptic properties. I'm going to go try that out for myself.